Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Real life vs Societal expectations
Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.
Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.
Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.
Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.
this makes me so fucking happy
i always thought something was wrong with mine
but nah, it’s not. dey perfect fa feedin mah future bebiez.
The “yes or no” game
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
I am gunna pee laughing. Ron’s character is fan girling. Oh god.
So my chili is way better than my brother’s. Guess using way too much cayenne isn’t a bad thing.
Desperation is on and you what that means? I get to see another amazing performance by Ron, who ironically enough, plays a cop.
I’m not sorry if Im irritating people with my GMO rants. YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING IN YOUR BODY. You need to make the government listen and tell them we aren’t science experiments! Think I’m making this up? Nope! Do some research since you’re on the Internet all day anyway.
very small dog? puppy
very big dog? puppy
very young dog? puppy
very old dog? puppy